Bye Bye Cellulite!

SUN SPOTS BE GONE!

Today, we are going to attack the sunspots, otherwise known as “age spots.” (I hate that name.) You know, those little “freckles” that make our backs, chests, shoulders, and hands look like stellar constellations.

HERE COMES THE SUN

Nothing, I repeat, nothing, ages your skin like the sun. It’s responsible for 80% of the skin’s aging.

THE TOP QUICK-FIXES TO FAT REDUCTION

Today, I’m going to give you the real scoop on the “quick fix” cutting edge technology that might make the “cutting” part of weight loss procedures obsolete.

BEAUTY ON A BUDGET

I’m here to cut through the bullsh*t of broken promises and fancy packaging, and talk about the bare minimums you need to take care of your skin with affordable products that actually work.

THE TRUTH ABOUT SAGGING SKIN

There is NO miracle in a bottle when it comes to sagging skin. Any claim by a manufacturer that promises an increase in elasticity in your skin is making empty promises and wasting your money. But I’m here to tell you what really WILL work!

DON’T LET YOUR HANDS GIVE IT AWAY!

“Believe me, you can hide a lot of things, but the hands always give it away.” -Joan Rivers.

That said, let’s get our sh*t together, folks.

THE RULES OF APPLYING SKINCARE PRODUCTS

If you are slathering potions on your face, layers of lotions and elixirs that promise to improve your skin, you may be sabotaging your own results (and wasting your money) by putting them on in the wrong order.

The Long and Short on Eyelashes

If eyes are the windows to the soul, then eyelashes are the adorning curtains that frame them. You have to keep them healthy and youthful, because as we age, our “curtains” become tattered and old… just like everything else.

For Men (and the Women Who Love Them)

Listen, I’m just gonna cut right to the chase. Men, you need to start getting your shit together. And FAST. The world is changing.